My life has been a big burning bag of dog crap the past few weeks.

Sorry for the lack of updates, computer is still all fucked up. Im
started to get used to the lack of internet access. Sometimes It still
hurts. I have to go to the video store and rent porn like a chump. And Im
not particularly happy about the situation. Also, that asian guy at the
porno store is starting to look at me funny.

Ok, the porn store thing is a lie, im much too shy to rent porn, ive
been masturbating to the sears catalogue for?. Weeks.

Anyways, this post is brought to you by my baby, who I gave my password
to. I know they tell you to never give it out but I put out like crazy so
im fairly sure he will keep my secret??.

Yesterday, I went with my friends to this bar called the regal begal. For
those of you who didn't grow up on planet earth that was the same name as
the pub that jack tripper and his two hot roommates hung out in on the tv
show threes company. Ok, well Suzanne somers was never that hot because
she had ugly mouth but she did have good boobs and wore really tiny shorts
and that counts for at least partially hot in my books.

Only my regal begal wasn't filled with tv stars in bad polyester pants.
Ok, well the bad polyester pants were there but no one was famous. And mr
furly never came around for the rent money, which I suppose is good
because I spent it on beer.

Lots of stuff has gone on since we last talked, especially since that was
just about vacay.

Ummmmmmmmm

You know. I really don't feel like talking about this??..

OOHHHH

Ok, my friend marker is getting married, and im not allowed to go to his
stag, which is a pile of horse shit as far as im concerned. Because they
are my crew, and im not really a girl to them, I mean, they make no
attempt to suck in beer guts or wear clean socks in my presence. We talk
about hoes and masturbating and we have beer chugging contests. And I like
a good stripper as much as the next guy? girl?. Er??

I just think its crap, and its because the soon to be wife doesn't want
him to have one, and will be upset if me and dora and nancy get to go and
she doesn't, which is retarded. Because we are marks friends. Shes not,
shes his girlfriend. Its totally different.

So we decided to crash, we are gonn dress up like boys and just crash the
party, then we are gonna take over because we feel that our idea of a limo
and a lap dance is much better than anything the boys will plan for him.
We had to talk nancy out of doing the lapdance though. We said that
wouldn't be hot for anyone. For mark it would be like having his sister
naked and grinding in his lap and for the rest of us it would be icky
gross?.. and we aint paying money for that.

ok, im gonna go now

feel free to mail me a new computer so I can update more than once a month