me and my bong would like to wish everyone a happy 420

okkkkkkkk, now everyone looking forward... good.... gooodd.......




....nowwwwwwww

EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!!!

linkage

im Baaaacccckkkk

i moved this weekend, and now i have a computer that actually works for real besides the one at work that i like to reserve for message board trolling and dowloading porn, dont want to do it on my own computer afterall, might get a virus.

my new house is very..... colorful. i painted my room "khaki sun" it looks like the bottom of a lake in a horror movie, all greeny yellow and murky. i looovvvee it. and my new roomate is trying to lure this dirty cat into our house, if she is successful we plan to call it "stray cat" although last night it bit felisha (not her actual name) and for a while was called. "stupid ass mother fucker" I wanted to call the cat bitchbang but she doesnt seem completely on board.

the new house has the best sex tub ever.... EVER some jacuzzi deal with a "rainfall" shower head. now i just need my boyfriend to come over and fuck my brains out in it.

anyways, hope you missed me, i sorta missed you.

ok, thats a lie i didnt miss you at all

i bought new bras yesterday

this one makes me look like a goddamn porn star in my clothes, i dont think my tits were that high and perky even when i was 16

i loooovvvveee it

im going back to buy the same one in hot pink

i have all this shit to do tonight and all i wanna do is put on my fat pants and lay in my bed and watch the fire channel on tv.

I just cant believe they have a channel that runs burning wood 24 7 untill the 15th of january. its the strangest fucking thing i have ever seen.

However, im sure you were all wondering what thing from the addams family was up to these days and i am happy to report he is alive and well and working on the fire network for a little extra christmas cash, its good work, he only has to work 40 seconds out of every hour when he puts a new log on the fire or pokes it with a stick, sure its not that glamourous but he was a only a fucking hand yanno. i mean, there wasnt much of an acting future for a free standing hand in this world.

ohhhhhh i so dont wanna go out.

i better go shower

bye